Youth Services and Mental Health? That's Nuts

Alright, listen up, ya lot! Onslow Bucket's got a point, and it's about time we all started payin' attention! I mean, come on, £45,000 for mental health and youth services? What a load of codswallop! We've got potholes big enough to swallow a double-decker bus, and they're throwin' money at feel-good nonsense!

Why, I'll tell ya, I nearly lost me dentures last week when I hit one of them craters on the High Street. And what's the council doin' about it? Nothin'! They're too busy sippin' tea and talkin' 'bout their feelings.

It's time we took a stand, folks! Let's demand that money goes where it's needed – straight into fillin' them blasted potholes! Who needs mental health anyway when you've got a smooth ride to work, am I right?

So, let's all rally behind Onslow and his righteous cause! Down with mental health, up with pothole repair! Who's with me?