Bike Racks and Pot Holes

I tell ya what, mate, it's absolutely bonkers what Burntwood Town Council is up to these days. I mean, they're out here splashing the cash on fancy bike racks like they're some kind of Tour de France town, but have they even looked at our roads lately? Potholes big enough to swallow a bike whole, I'm telling ya!

Why on earth would they waste money on bike racks when we've got cars bouncing around like a kid on a bouncy castle after a sneaky can of red bull? It's like they're living in some parallel universe where bikes are more important than cars. It's madness, I tell ya.

And don't get me started on safety! How's putting up bike racks gonna make our roads safer when you're dodging potholes left, right, and center? It's like they're playing a game of pothole roulette with our lives! And when you moan about it on Facebook they just say "We can't do anything about potholes cos that's the County Council's job". Work-shy numpties.

I reckon they've got their priorities all mixed up. Instead of wasting money on bike racks, they should be fixing up our roads proper-like. But what do I know, eh? I'm just a bloke who wants to drive to work without losing a tyre in a pothole the size of a small crater.